This poem won, hands down, in both cat and dog categories, with its combination of wit and brevity..not to mention its use of the word avoirdupois. Robert, you'll be getting signed copies of both books. And good luck with Kate!
I'm giving away a couple of books. All you have to do is write a funny poem. Details are here:
Do you have a fat cat or fat dog?
Have you ever made up a poem about your pudgy pet?
Have you ever wished that you could somehow win a prize for your poem?
Well, there’s good news.Martha Garvey, author of the pet health books My Fat Dog and My Fat Cat (Hatherleigh Press, 2005) , is holding a poetry contest.She’s looking for funny poetry about your Fat Cat or Fat Dog.Extra special consideration given to limericks.